Thanks Alice, but it just don't work
So things at work have been pretty hectic lately. Pretty stressful. So I think I have lost all my creative juices, I have nothing to write about.
I begged and pleaded with Alice to give me some good ideas for my blog today. This was the best she could come up with
“Last year I was going on dates with this guy ... he seemed nice, but then he told me one night that his dad dressed him in dresses until he was 8 because really he wanted a girl, not a boy. I had to end it... I never spoke to him again after telling him it wouldn't work out.
He called Sunday night... it has been like a year. “
OK Alice, I will give it a stab.
So I got a call the other night from this guy I was seeing about a year ago. It was a pretty awkward call. Apparently he has been working at a Denny’s in Oceanside CA and playing with the guys in the band in the evening. His words “We got a sweet gig down at Izzles in San Diego next month.” Loser. He was seeing some chick from Whitter, so they would only see each other on the weekends, and maybe once during the week. So they broke up last week because he still thought about me a lot. That totally creeped me out. He said he was coming up to Utah next week, and needed a place to crash, so I suggested the Holiday Inn. He laughed and said no seriously, and I told him yes seriously. Man that guy is such a moron! I think it stems from the fact that his dads one wish in life was to have a daughter, so big was this wish, that his dad dressed him in dresses till he was 8. OK so he is the one who said 8, I know his cousin from the gym, and he told me it was more like 5. Once again creepy. The funny thing is is that he is very masculine looking. But acts like a chick. And the boy can dress. Shoes are his life, next to the band. So as he is sharing his sad story to me over the phone the other night, tell me how much he is thinking of me, and how much he hurts from the last girl…..
Yeah sorry Alice, this is not working for me, and let me tell you why.
Aside from the fact that I am heterosexual, I don’t like guys. (being a swimmer for all those years is a pretty big turn off)
I would never date a guy in a band. Yuck
No one I date could work at a Dennys, (High standards, maybe some day I will list my dating requirements as a blog)
Once I ate Thanksgiving dinner at Dennys in San Diego, and I got sick that night and puked about 4 times.
I hate going on dates and getting stuck listening to my date talk about how pathetic their love life is. TURN OFF
I have a friend named Paul. Paul used to wear cut off shorts, fish net shirts, and cowboy boots. So I am pretty turned off to guys who dress weird as a child.
Sorry Alice, I guess I can not finish that story, and I got nothing to blog about today. I will think about it and try to get something up real soon.
I begged and pleaded with Alice to give me some good ideas for my blog today. This was the best she could come up with
“Last year I was going on dates with this guy ... he seemed nice, but then he told me one night that his dad dressed him in dresses until he was 8 because really he wanted a girl, not a boy. I had to end it... I never spoke to him again after telling him it wouldn't work out.
He called Sunday night... it has been like a year. “
OK Alice, I will give it a stab.
So I got a call the other night from this guy I was seeing about a year ago. It was a pretty awkward call. Apparently he has been working at a Denny’s in Oceanside CA and playing with the guys in the band in the evening. His words “We got a sweet gig down at Izzles in San Diego next month.” Loser. He was seeing some chick from Whitter, so they would only see each other on the weekends, and maybe once during the week. So they broke up last week because he still thought about me a lot. That totally creeped me out. He said he was coming up to Utah next week, and needed a place to crash, so I suggested the Holiday Inn. He laughed and said no seriously, and I told him yes seriously. Man that guy is such a moron! I think it stems from the fact that his dads one wish in life was to have a daughter, so big was this wish, that his dad dressed him in dresses till he was 8. OK so he is the one who said 8, I know his cousin from the gym, and he told me it was more like 5. Once again creepy. The funny thing is is that he is very masculine looking. But acts like a chick. And the boy can dress. Shoes are his life, next to the band. So as he is sharing his sad story to me over the phone the other night, tell me how much he is thinking of me, and how much he hurts from the last girl…..
Yeah sorry Alice, this is not working for me, and let me tell you why.
Aside from the fact that I am heterosexual, I don’t like guys. (being a swimmer for all those years is a pretty big turn off)
I would never date a guy in a band. Yuck
No one I date could work at a Dennys, (High standards, maybe some day I will list my dating requirements as a blog)
Once I ate Thanksgiving dinner at Dennys in San Diego, and I got sick that night and puked about 4 times.
I hate going on dates and getting stuck listening to my date talk about how pathetic their love life is. TURN OFF
I have a friend named Paul. Paul used to wear cut off shorts, fish net shirts, and cowboy boots. So I am pretty turned off to guys who dress weird as a child.
Sorry Alice, I guess I can not finish that story, and I got nothing to blog about today. I will think about it and try to get something up real soon.
posted by Cameron H at 3:08 PM
3 Comments:
Yes, maybe you should list your dating requirements as a blog. I'm sure it would be interesting since your personal assistant criteria requires vast tennis and taco bell knowledge.
You would never date a guy in a band?? what?
Excuse me but don't act all high standards like when YOU are the one that threw in the whole Denny's dating thing. I have never dated a guy who worked at Denny's... the lowest I've stooped (and it is pretty low) is going to Denny's with you.
Yes Marcy, I do have high personal assistant criteria, I can not send my assistant out to get a gordita, and end up with a chulupa!! My dating requirements are much lower, just look at some of the skanks I have been out with.
Alice, you used to love going to Dennys with me, San Fran has changed you, and not for the better, now I for sure have to come out there and take you to a Denny's, for a Grand Slam
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