Single Adults

OK, so I made a huge mistake tonight. I went to a 30's and over single adult fireside, and was about to shoot my brains out. I have discovered that being in those dastardly 30 something years you are a social outcast when it comes to "Single Adults". You have the fun 19-31 year olds, and then you have the over 40 group, some divorced, some never married. It's those of us in the middle that are the forgotten group. If we go to the younger group they feel freaked out because the old weird guys are there, and yet, I have no desire to go to a church party that is designed around making a 50 year old lady who never got married feel good about herself. This is why I have satellite TV, so I kill the time till I need the reassuring activities of the over 40 crowd. Point of the story? Don't go to a fireside for 30 year olds and over, and if you do, and are sitting in the foyer don't go in because you feel guilty that the speaker has taken his time to prepare something and there are only a few people in the room. There’s a reason there is only a few people.
At least I was smart enough to start the DVR on the X Files movie.

P.S. How many frequent flyer miles do you think the smoking man gets every year?
P.P.S Still no heat and its now 29 degrees outside!! I am getting pissed now.