Scenes I Wish I Had Written

So I am still working on the church list, it has some potential to really make me laugh so I am taking my time.

But for today I am stealing from NPR. “Scenes I wish I had written.”

I tell you when I heard this program on NPR the other morning, I immediately started thinking of what scenes I wish I had written. Of course, I wish I had written the touching scene where Vadar reveals himself to Luke as his father, while Luke is hanging on by one hand. But I think I would have changed it to make Luke think that he was a test tube baby and son Lando. I also wish I could have wrote the scene in My Girl where the little boy dies, but once again I would have changed the scene to have him live, and just end up maimed a little. Also the boy in me wishes I wrote the scene in Indaian Jones Temple of Doom, where the guy rips out the slaves heart. Of course! But I think if I were to have to pick one, (and I can not pick anything from the upcoming Dukes Of Hazard since I have not seen any of the scenes), I would have to pick the car chase scene in the Bourne Supremacy! For some reason I loved that scene more then I love eating at Del Taco! Having only been in a few crashes in my life, it just seemed really real.

OK, so if I were to pick a movie that did not involve blood, or crashing, I think I would have to pick from one of two movies. The first Legends of the Fall, the scene where Tristan’s wife gets shot and he walks over and picks her up. Very good. The other scene I wish I had written would be in A River Runs through it, and no I do not have a thing for Brad Pitt, he does have a nice arse, but that’s it! So anyway the very last scene where Norman is all grow up and is fishing by himself and Robert Redford (who’s house I threw up at once) is narrating the final message of the movie. A small tear always tries to work its way up during that part. Probably because Paul just died a few scenes earlier and the Reverend went crazy.

Of course I keep thinking of more and more scenes I wish I had written, like in Teen Wolf, where Michael J Fox is Surfing on the roof of his van. A pure theatrical master piece! See I better stop now or the list will keep growing and growing!

Top 10 ............

Here I am, sorry I have been gone for so long, my boss gave me a trip to a shooting club in NV for 4 days, so I aint been around, sorry. I am working on my big real top ten blog list! It will only be funny to those who have been in my ward growing up, sorry. but for now here are my top ten rooms in my apartment, in order of my liking it.

1-The front room, I love it because it has my couches that I love to talk so much about.
2-Kitchen, of course its where I throw all my Del Taco wrappers away.
3-Master bedroom, its where I keep my tools. I love tools, I can not go into the Home Depot without buying something. Its like a woman and shoes, Cameron and tools, thats why they are in the master bedroom.
4-Dining Room, nothing too neat there, except my new dining room table!
5-The upstairs bathroom, its where I shower, and I love a good hot shower.
6-Bedroom number two. I like this room, because I actually sleep in it, it has nothing in it but a bed a and dresser.
7-Upstairs hallway, nothing to neat, but then again it does nothing to piss me off.
8-The staris, come on who does not love stairs.
9-The furance room. Think about it, my new furance is in there.
10- The downstairs bathroom/laundry room, I think we all know why I dislike this room the most!

My top ten list

Well I may need some help. Apparently EVERYONE is doing Top Ten Lists. You just aint poop if you dont do it. And come on lets face, when my mom said "If Brent jumped off a cliff would you?" I think we all know the answer.
So here are my choices for my top ten

1-Top Ten Funny things I have heard in church meetings (Most would come from C.D. in teh 4th ward)
2-Top Ten favorite sunday school teachers (funny enough they were all in the same year, and I think C.D. would be on there)

3-My top ten things I own. ( The satelite would not be on there cause I actually am renting it, but I can tell you this my tent would be on there and my new couches, and maybe my $10 washer and dryer I got at D.I. or even my Microwave Oven ((also from D.I.)) that blew up. Oh the list could go on and on)

4- The top ten things I have seen laying on the bottom of the pool or even floating in it after 18 years of competitive swimming

5- My top ten favorite injuries Becca ( www.ventureintowonderland.blogspot.com ) sustained during the mid 90's (OK I think there were really only 9, but throwing her through the air at the Club Omni and having her break her arm should count as two)

6-My top ten dumbest things I saw in Brazil (OK that list could be huge)

7- My top ten favorite Homer Simpsons lines (So what did I die from naked girl avalanche?)

8-My top ten reasons I hate top ten lists

9- My top ten favorite crock pot recipes ( This would be more of an interactive forum to share your favorites with me)

10- My top ten hottest news anchors (As if we don't all know that Katie Couric takes the cakes!!!!!!!)

Oh well go ahead and leave your thoughts on which top ten list I should do for my first top ten list

The Heat Has Returned

Boy, I am so excited that my new furnace is in!! I had forgotten what heat feels like.

So I am sitting here watching the election coverage and I have come to the conclusion that pretty much all politicians are Jack Asses! Yes that includes Senator Hatch. (Him and I have had correspondence together regarding the cost of prescriptions, and never have I had someone blow more crap out his mouth then Hatches letter to me). I would like to see a farmer get out there and run for something. Or basically anyone who has never done anything with politics, and does not have a law degree. That’s the guy I would vote for, the guy with cow poop under his finger nails.

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Yep “poop under the finger nails not coming out of my mouth” could be his slogan, and I tell you never since “Vote for Brent Orozco, everyone’s favorite Hispanic” has there been a campaign slogan that would grab my attention with more force! I am so glad that this campaign year is OVER!!! No more commercials interrupting the Simpsons.